why do parties SUCKKKK right now ... is it that time of the year (again)? and, is asking that question the same as asking if it's LA's time of the mo

why do parties SUCKKKK right now ... is it that time of the year (again)? and, is asking that question the same as asking if it's LA's time of the month? like, los angeles is on one massive fucking period and the uterus lining is hitting everyone who wanted to party the month of june? no... really. it's raining shit in LA, and it seems like i got the hit.

exhibit a) JUNE 16: turntable lab party + lacma party = a bust. last saturday night edgar and i drove around for at least an hour between the 5 and 110 (bc some fucknut decided to start a fire and the whole freeway was reduced to one lane) .... keyla told me about some "dance party" off western, so we went there. we went mostly becasue what the fuck is a dance party and why the fuck did she think i'd have a good time in hollywood. the other option was some house party in echo park, but i knew only one person, and house parties + knowing only one person (not the party-thrower, either) usually equals crashing that shit and stealing all alcohol in sight. last i check i graduated high school years ago, so we settled on this shity "dance party" in a warehouse near the hollywood and western red line station. the door guy marked "la vita loca" on my hand (three dots) instead of x-ing that i paid my 5 bucks for the shittiest dj i'd heard in a while.

exhibit b) riverboat gambler's @ 6th street was a bust last friday night. shitty turnout and the place was aghast with twelve year olds. (always a pleasure, right?) aaand, while i'm on the topic, here's the thing about dave: i love him to death. i'm waiting to have his children. BUT, the fuckhead sucks at returning phone calls unless it's in his best interest. ie, this bitch texted me that BAD BRAINS -- YEAH I KNOW- was at his house last june 15, like - five minutes before they took stage. he gave me the worst case of blue balls i think i've ever received because i was in no condition do be throwing on a party dress at that hour when i was throwing a huge fucking party the next day at my own house. shit royally sucked.

exhibit c) shadowscene. (last night.) ohhh, i'm sorry - did we just pull up in front of BANG! or was this supposed to be a warehouse party? christ.. i'm not even gonna entertain this topic for long becasue i notoriously take bad pictures - always - which is no fault of theirs, it's mine entirely. but what i absolutely DO BLAME THEM FOR is sending out invites via iheartcomix so that every 12 year old with a laptop knows about these fucking "underground" parties. YO! - it's not "underground" when you're telling everyone. you do the math.
>>> when's july?? save me. i'm over this shit.
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