Perhaps the most important website of the year....

This is some horrific shit

Recalled items seem to find a second life on eBay. How wrong, on so may levels.

Speaking of eBay, a Craiglist post claims that a Florida man (read: I hope to fucking God this guy's from Venice) found and sold a sea monster on eBay.



"The ugliest thing I've ever seen" said Liza Marciano, a 9 year old Tampa resident who happened to sea the creature when it was captured.


The little petrified fucker sold for $450.00.

I could shit in a colostomy bag with less effort and give you that crap for free (no pun intended.) Jesus H, some people are so greedy...

This somewhat looks like a Matel doll.... I wonder if this is eligable for my "the most important website of the year, too.